But, please, don't tap on the glass

So this guy David Blaine wants to live in an aquarium and then break the world record for breath holding. Somewhere in NY so I'm hoping Melissa will run down there and, you know, over feed him and see if he floats belly up like a gold fish.

Apparantly this guy is a magician and has accomplished such feats as living in an ice cube and balancing. Yes, balancing. Maybe you had to be there.

Am I the only one who is underwhelmed?

This reminds me of the time that a hot blond striped her body like a leapord and sat in a cage on the 16th Street mall in Denver a few years ago. Course, since she was hot and naked, she was vastly more enteresting.

Top Five Illusions David Blaine Should Perform

1) Turn himself into a WMD - Course, we'd have to witness the contortions of the Pres. patting himself on the back while screaming "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!" while at the same time trying to fabricate a story explaining how its in the Garden Center and not in Bagdad.
2) Stay in a room with Reese Witherspoon for ten days without pointing and screaming 'ALIEN HEAD! ALIEN HEAD! ALIEN HEAD! ALIEN HEAD! ALIEN HEAD!' (On a side note, my friend JM says that she is his top celebrity 'shag you very much.' I was and remain, bewildered)
3) Make half of Kirstie Alley dissapear... Don't worry, there'd still be plenty left over.
4) Convince an audience walking out of a Colin Farrell film that it was in fact Will Ferrell as the star.
5) Dissapear.