Friday, March 24, 2006

MJ's List

Awhile ago, my straight lesbian blogger friend had this list thing going on (different banalities than that 'tagged' thing) .. I'm finally getting to it... Something about hot celebs and 20 things to do...

In case you were every wondering about my top five list of "shag you very much' celebs, here it is:

1a) Salma Hayek
1b) Kate Beckinsale
1c) Beyonce
1d) Angela Basset
1e) Nicole Kidman
2) Milla Jovovich
3) Minnie Driver
4) Vanessa Williams
5) Toni Braxton

20 Things I want to do or see before I die (in no particular order):

1) scuba dive
2) hit a pigeon with a snowball
3) write a book
4) fly a jet plane
5) sit in a submarine
6) win UFC
7) go to a Super Bowl
8) see a Blue whale
9) see a sperm whale and a giant squid battle to the death (or at least until one says 'uncle')
10) see a minority President (Think a woman or person of color, not Whip or DeLay)
11) Australia, baby
12) learn to talk with a British accent
13) meet Prince
14) see a hawk or falcon snag a flying vermin in mid air
15) invent/find a cologne that smells like Tiger Lillies
16) see my girlies graduate from College
17) end of the two party system
18) own a garage (Toyota repair)
19) star in a remake of Enter the Dragon with Jet Li and Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Beyonce and Angela Bassett. .. Jet would play the part of, uh, Lee and I would play the part of Williams.... Specifically for one particular scene.. You know, the one where Jim Kelly (aka Black Belt Jones aka Williams), is taking advantage of Han's 'hospitality'.
20) discover my secret super power

2 comments:

Melissa said...

I am all about Blue Whales. There is a life-size replica of one in the Natural History Museum in NYC, and it's the coolest thing EVER.

MonstrousJoe said...

Well, seeing a live one would be cooler... so... you know, nyah nyah, and all that. .. Get better soon.