Hey Mo!

Remember when there was a dinosaur called 'Brontosaurus'? Am I the only person who remembers that exihib in the museum? I guess they call it 'Brachiosaur' now.

Anywho, there is this new dinosaur.

What is great about this one is that 'SCIENTIST' believe that this "Dragonking"

"...used their knobby heads to butt other dinosaurs."

That. Is. Awesome. I mean, how long have we waited for the Three Stooges of Dinosaurs? I, personally, am beyond elated! I mean, can you picture this:

Location: The Island from the Original Jurassik Park.

The players: Jeff Goldblum as Chaos Theorist, Dr. Malcom. Laura Dern as Laura Dern. And Sam Neil as the ever annoyed Dr. Grant.

Scene: The trio stumble upon a majestic scene of impossible beauty. Where never before seen dino's interact in the real drama of life, nature and… slapstick?

And ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Scene!!

Dr. Malcom: I say Laura, the imperfections in your hand seem to have migrated to your face.

Lara Dern: Uh, that isn't in the scri..

Dr. Grant: Shhhh!! Can't you see I've perfected my put out and annoyed look? I'm sure to win an Osc.. Wait, look over there! Do you see them? They are beautiful! Majestic!! Pay no attention to the slightly out of focus and absence from my actual line of sight quality, its secondary.

(Enter a quadruped dino with an oddly flat noggin, intent on feeding on the copious vegetation, oblivious to the somewhat larger biped dino that appears to be stocking it, which in turn is being stalked by what appears to be a Tyrannosauruses Rex wearing a huge and horribly bad toupee.

Suddenly, the first dino turns and head butts the second dino in the gut. The second dino clutches its middle with its poorly equipped for clutching and stubby arms while simultaneously exploding a whuff of air from its gasping jaws; the violent collision causing it to double over, its tail arching up suddenly to smash the Tyrannosaur in the face. The Tyrannosaur roars in shock and anger as its toupee flies up and into the face of a passing Pterodactyl. The Pterodactyl weaves away, erratically, its vision obstructed by the offending head cover. The second dino wheels and recovers enough to face the T-Rex. The T-Rex uses its own poorly formed and stubby arms to vainly reach for its head, in vain, as the tips of its claws reach only to its sizeable teeth. Enraged, and slightly embarrassed, the T-Rex glares at the second dino, while the first wisely seeks shelter behind dino 2. The T-Rex glowers. The T-Rex glares. The T-Rex flexes its mighty jaws, dripping saliva from its razor sharp teeth. It tenses as to spring and suddenly, it strikes, poking dino number two in the eyes with a surprisingly adept finger jab. Dino 2 shrieks and pounds dino number 1 on the head with its club like tail. Dino number 1 ooomps and head butts the T-Rex in the stomach with his oddly flat noggin. This continues for some time. In the distance you hear what appears to be a giant flying reptile colliding with a large stationary object.)

Lara Dern: (giggle)

Dr. Grant: Whah??

Dr. Malcom: Hmm, yes, Chaos Theory predicts this sort of behavior.